Making Rice Crispies
Division in the rain...
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Yoda from the back of van, "Mom, Sophia broke my heart!"
I turned around to see this...
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While driving Yoda said, "Why is that train stopped? Maybe he stopped to rest his weary wheels."
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Parker saw Yoda throw a shoe, then said, "The shoe
landed right where you wanted it to!"
Yoda misheard him, and said, "My friend at school is
Landon."