Back Yard

Ready for summer, not necessarily the heat.  
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Mimi:"Ahh!  A spider on me"
Parker:"Just make sure it didn't bite you or you could become like Spiderman"
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Just as Yoda is about to squirt me with a spray bottle of water, I say:"Only spray plants or rocks, not people"
As he's about to spray me again, I say:"Don't spray me, I'm a people"
Yoda:"You a queen"
 Me:"awesome"

 Trying to find the best graham cracker...