questions

Me: writing out an envelope to mail our rent.
Superman: "who is that a note for?"
Me:"I'm paying rent"
Superman:"Did you say Ryan?"--a friend in his class
Me:"No, rent, we have to pay someone to live here."
Superman:"then who's rent?"

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Superman's nose must be stuffy, which made him sleep with his mouth open, which made his mouth dry, which is the reason for what followed:
"Hi--"
*Clear throat*
"Hi--"
*BIG Clear throat*
"Hi, Dad, I can't talk, my throat must be crooked"

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Dad flipped Superman on his shoulder so he was upside down.
Superman:"I can see whole new worlds!"